Knowledge Is Almost Annoying.

Being Honest With You, It's Not The 'great' Wall Of China. It's An All Right Wall. It's The 'all Right Wall Of China.'

It Would Be Spiteful To Put A Jellyfish In A Trifle.

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?