It's A War Of Attrition.

I Use An App Called Choremonster. The Kids Earn Points For Brushing Teeth Or Picking Up The Dog Poop. It's Genius.

I'm On A Strict Gossip Diet. No Gossip Websites, No Gossip Magazines. Otherwise, I Find It Paralyzing To Exist.

I'm Most Certainly Not The Beatles.

I Count Myself Lucky To Be Fairly Anonymous But Occasionally Have People Tell Me Nice Things.

I Read Books More Than I Go Out. As A Matter Of Fact, I Get A Little Concerned About Some Of My Anti-social Habits. I Will Choose A Night With Somerset Maugham Or Russell Banks Over A Crowded Bar Any Day.