It's Hard To Think Of

Find Something In Life That You Love Doing. If You Make A Lot Of Money, That's A Bonus, And If You Don't, You Still Won't Hate Going To Work.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Kids Are Going Hungry Tonight Because You Just Had To Have Those Yosemite Sam Mud Flaps.

If You Have More Fish On Your Wall Than Pictures, You Might Be A Redneck.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

You Might Be A Redneck If When You Run Out Of Gas, You Put Gin In The Gas Tank.