It's Kind Of Bittersweet. The

Americans Think Soviets Are So Grim. I Want Them To See That They Can Smile.

Balance Is So Important In Our Lives. In Our Busy World, We Can Give Ourselves Balance Between Thinking And Feeling.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

It's Kind Of Bittersweet. The Human Spirit Is Not Measured By The Size Of The Act, But By The Size Of The Heart.

I Was Not Only Typecast As A Russian, But I Was Typecast As Yakov Smirnoff. This Is Understandable, And I Was Very Happy To Get The Roles, But It Would Be Nice To Be In A Movie Where I Could Be Someone Else.