It's Not A Drug Problem,

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking

Vegas Means Comedy, Tragedy, Happiness And Sadness All At The Same Time.

Historically, A Successful Life In Comedy Is A Dream That's As Equally Pondered And Unpursued As Being An Astronaut.

I Had A Career Before The Stern Show, On Mad Tv. I Was On The First Two Seasons Of That And I Got Kicked Off It Because Of Possession Of Cocaine.