Whiskey Will Always Be A

I Was Always A Thin Kid; I Was An Athlete.

If Mike Tyson Was The Voice Of Your Gps, Would You Ever Not Use It?

I Have Gay Friends, I Support Gay Rights, I Have Nothing Against The Gay Community, But When I See Two Guys Kissing, I Think It's Gross. And, By The Way, It's Gross When 99% Of Straight People Do It, Too.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.

I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.