It's Very Easy To Turn

Sometimes If I Really Want To Get Someone's Attention, I'll Start A Sentence With Something Like, "i'm Not Racist, But..." I Say, "i'm Not Racist, But You Look Great Today." They Say, "that Wasn't Racist At All." I Said, "i Know. I Said I'm Not Racist. You Never Listen. Typical Mexican."

I Started Being A Comedy Fan When I Was, I'm Going To Guess, Like 5 Or 6 Years Old.

I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During Rain.

Halloween's My Favorite Holiday Because You Don't Have To Spend It With Your Family.

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.