My Friend Says Touche Way

Earrings Are The Same As Sneezes: Two Is Okay, But Ten In A Row Is Annoying. If You Have Two Then, God Bless You.

The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially If You Are On A Ledge.

It Is Interesting That The Black Bmw Is The Preferred Car Of So Many Assholes.

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.

Sometimes I Like To Go Outside Without Even Checking The Weather First.