I've Been On The Whisky

I Went To The Dentist. He Said "say Aaah." I Said "why?" He Said "my Dog's Died."

Went To The Corner Shop - Bought 4 Corners.

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure

Police Arrested Two Kids Yesterday, One Was Drinking Battery Acid, The Other Was Eating Fireworks. They Charged One And Let The Other One Off.

My Wife Had A Go At Me Last Night. She Said, Youll Drive Me To My Grave. I Had The Car Out In Thirty Seconds.