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I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young: Hang Around With Older People.