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Congress May Be Going Home For The Holidays Soon. How Can You Beat A Christmas Gift Like That?

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.