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I Always Felt That The Boiled Potato, Not The Tudor Rose, Should Be The National Emblem.

I Suppose Anyone Who Has Ever Written A Travel Book Has Had The Experience Of Being Accosted By A Reader With Blood In His Eye And A Lawsuit In His Voice.

On The Whole, I Haven't Found Men Unduly Loath To Say, 'i Love You.' The Real Trick Is To Get Them To Say, 'will You Marry Me?

The Theater Is A Baffling Business, And A Shockingly Wasteful One When You Consider That People Who Have Proven Their Worth, Who Have Appeared In Or Been Responsible For Successful Plays, Who Have Given Outstanding Performances, Can Still, In The Full Tide Of Their Energy, Be Forced, Through Lack Of Opportunity, To Sit Idle Season After Season, Their Enthusiasm, Their Morale, Their Very Talent Dwindling To Slow Gray Death. Of Finances We Will Not Even Speak; It Is Too Sad A Tale.

Like Building A House, Travel Always Costs More Than You Estimate.