I've Got A New Invention.

I'm The Guy That Made Joe Dimaggio Famous.

He Knew He Was Joe Dimaggio, And He Knew What That Meant To The Country.

We Lost 14 Straight. Then We Had A Game Rained Out And It Felt So Good We Had A Victory Dinner.

I Don't Want To Throw Him Nothing. Maybe He'll Just Get Tired Of Waiting And Leave.

I Couldn't Speak Enough Spanish. I Couldn't Make Myself Understood On That Club.