I've Got Loads Of Nieces

My Brain's Just Full Of Passwords.

You Never See An Old Man Eating A Twix

Your Dreams Should Never Be Better Than Your Real Life

It Annoys Me A Bit How People Like Squirrels But Not Rats. At The End Of The Day They're The Same Thing, Except That Squirrels Have Had A Better Upbringing.

If You’re Not Happy Looking A Knob In The Face, There’s Something Wrong.