I've Had A Little Plastic

Now All Of A Sudden I'm So Less Interested In Pretending To Be A Lot Of Other People, And Much More Interested In Being Me.

[comedian Jerry Seinfeld Was Nominated For A Grammy For His Spoken-word Children's Album] Halloween... Don't Give Up On Me.

My Favorite Time Of The Holidays Is When The Children Have Torn Open Their Loot And Delivered Their Verdicts And Are Looking To You For Something Else ... Memories That Have Nothing To Do With Things Bought.

I'm Uninterested In Superheroes. I Am Only Interested In Real Stories, Real People, Real Connection.

I've Had A Little Plastic Surgery. I've Had A Little Lipo. I've Had A Little Botox. And You Know What? None Of It Works. None Of It.