I've Had The Greatest Respect

If I Found The Cure For Dystrophy Tomorrow, I Would Do A Telethon In Four Weeks For Acute Pain That In This Country Is A Bigger Problem Than Cancer, Heart, Sickle Cell, Anemia, Name It. It Is - It's Hitting 70 Million Americans.

I Have Some Very Personal Feelings About Politics, But I Don't Get Into It Because I Do Comedy Already.

I Think The Cartoons That They're Children Are Watching, Particularly 'the Simpsons,' They're Ok. I Think That The Adult Audience Is Making Much Too Much Of The Danger That They Imply. That's Not The Case. The Danger For Children Today, Honey, Is The News. Keep Them Away From News On Television.

I've Had The Greatest Respect For My Work In This Country By Americans. Critics Have No Brains.

If You're An Old Pro, You Know How Well You're Doing When You're Doing It, And Your Inner Government Spanks You If You're Not Doing Well.