Ive Never Been Against Women.

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.

I Started Saying Things In Church That Didn't Meet With A Lot Of Approval - Like 'jesus Isn't Coming Back.' They Started Throwing Bibles.

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.

If I Get Married Again, I Want A Guy There With A Drum To Do Rimshots During The Vows.

My View Of Life Is, 'if You're Going To Miss Heaven, Why Miss It By Two Inches? Miss It!