Stand-up Comedy Is An Art

Rock Against Drugs, What A Name. Somebody Was High When They Came Up With That Title. It's Like Christians Against Christ. Rock Created Drugs.

You Don't Know What A Rough Crowd Is. If All I Have To Do Is Go Make People Laugh, That's Nothing. Let Me Tell You What A Tough Crowd Is. A Tough Crowd Is Going To A Morning Service And You Got Six People There And You Gotta Pay Your House Payment. That's A Tough Crowd.

Aids Is A Horrible Disease, And The People Who Catch It Deserve Compassion.

I Don't Deny My Life-style Is Occasionally Pretty Wild.

The Russians Haven't Been To The Moon. You Know Why? Because They're Space Pussies... You Really Want To Impress Us? Bring Us Back Our Flag!