I've Never Cheated On A

If Anything Needs To Get Fixed In Society, It's People's Consumption Of Other People's Problems.

I Believe That Things Happen For A Reason. I Think There Are No Coincidences In Life.

I Don't Want To Be Lumped Into Any Categories.

I Believe I Am God's Favorite Comedian. I Think He Is A Really Big Comedy Writer. He Writes Scripts. And I Just Follow Along.

I Was Never Taught How To Raise A Child, Because I Wasn't Raised Properly.