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If I Hear The Word 'retire,' It Makes Me Want To Throw Up. And Then Do What? Sit Around All Day Watching Television?

If You Eat Junk, You Look Like Junk. People Say, 'it's Not My Fault, It's My Glands.' It's Not; It's Greed!

The Body Is Like A Car: The Older You Become The More Care You Have To Take Care Of It - And You Don't Leave A Ferrari Out In The Sun.

I Have A Lot Of Male Friends.

Jennifer Aniston Is Cute, But I Wouldn't Call Her Beautiful. I Think That Is Why Cheryl Cole Is So Popular, Because She Is Just So Pretty And The Public Are Starved Of Gorgeous People. When I Was Young, Everybody On Screen Was Gorgeous.