Jesus Is Magic, Because He

If My Catholic Boyfriend And I Ever Have A Kid, We'll Just Be Honest With It. We'll Say That Mommy Is One Of God's Chosen People, And Daddy Believes That Jesus Is Magic!

And We're Just All Made Of Molecules And We're Hurtling Through Space Right Now.

Well, I'm Not Afraid To Say Something If I Think It's Funny, Even If It's Harsh Or Racist.

I Don't Need A Lot Of Space.

You Want To Make People Laugh And By Virtue Of That Please Them, But When You're Instructed To Make People Laugh And Please Them, You're Too Resentful To Do It.