Jesus Is Still Up In

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.

Ive Never Been Against Women. That Anti-feminist Rap Is Bogus. I Think Men Should Be Nice To Women, Buy Them Diamonds.

Jesus Had A Tough Life. I Read About That Guy. Jesus Is The Only Guy That Ever Came Back From The Dead That Didn't Scare The F- Out Of Everybody!

I Want To Show People That There's A Side Of Myself Other Than Just The Outrageous Comedian.

It Occurred To Me That There Wouldn't Be World Hunger, If You People Would Move Where The Food Is!!!