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My Greatest Strength Is Common Sense. I'm Really A Standard Brand - Like Campbell's Tomato Soup Or Baker's Chocolate.

I Don't Regret Anything I've Ever Done; As Long As I Enjoyed It At The Time

Not Everyone Is Lucky Enough To Understand How Delicious It Is To Suffer.

My Father, A Surgeon And Urologist, Studied Sex Professionally All His Life. Before He Died At 82, He Told Me He Hadn't Come To Any Conclusions About It At All.

If You Want To Sacrifice The Admiration Of Many Men For The Criticism Of One, Go Ahead, Get Married.