Keep Your Talent In The

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil