Kennedy Didn't Beat Nixon. Satire

Anyone Who Makes Up Their Mind About An Issue Before They Hear The Issue Is A Fool.

There Are A Lot Of Good Comics, No Doubt, But As Far As The Quality Of The Comics Goes, I Think What You Have Is A Bunch Of Situational Comics - There Are Black Comics That Work Only Black Crowds, Gay Comics That Do Only Gay Crowds, And Southern Comics That Only Work Down South, And So On With Asian, Latino, Indian, Midgets, Etc. The Previous Generation's Comics Were Better Because They Had To Make Everybody Laugh.

We Were So Poor My Daddy Unplugged The Clocks When We Went To Bed.

If You Live Below Your Means, You Can Turn Down Stuff All The Time.

People Want What They Want. And I Guess That Is A Reason We Have This Big Credit Card Problem And A Lot Of These Foreclosures.