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Madame Bovary Is The Sexiest Book Imaginable. The Woman's Virtually A Nyphomaniac But You Won't Find A Vulgar Word In The Entire Thing.

Passion In A Dromedary Doesn't Go So Deep; A Camel When It's Mating Never Sobs Itself To Sleep.

Certain Women Should Be Struck Regularly, Like Gongs.

I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can Sometimes Go For Hours Without Touching A Drop.

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