Let It Be Said That

Los Angeles Is Often Described As The Nadir Of Vapidity, A Smog-choked Space Cradle.

Nah... I Mean, I'm Already Pregnant, So What Other Kind Of Shenanigans Could I Get Into?

It Doesn't Matter If They're In Front Of The Camera Or Behind The Camera. I Know Women Who Are Producers Who Are Surviving On Nothing But Juice And Almonds.

I Am A Karaoke Purist And I Don't Like That. I Don't Think It's Enough For You To Just Be There With Your Friends Singing. I Think You Need To Be In Front Of A Crowd Of Hostile Strangers For It To Truly Count.

Of Course, The Strippers Also Take Pains Not To Appear Too Innocent, Valorous, Or Bookishly Inclined. (in Direct Opposition To The Swayze Mandate Of 1987, Everybody Puts Baby In A Goddamn Corner.)