Let My Temptation Be A

He Is So Mean, He Won't Let His Little Baby Have More Than One Measle At A Time.

When I Demanded Of My Friend What Viands He Preferred, He Quoth: "a Large Cold Bottle, And A Small Hot Bird!"

Father Calls Me William, Sister Calls Me Will, Mother Calls Me Willie, But The Fellows Call Me Bill!.

Wynken, Blynken, And Nod One Night Sailed Off In A Wooden Shoe, - Sailed On A River Of Crystal Light Into A Sea Of Dew.

The Biggest Fish He Ever Caught Were Those That Got Away.