When I Demanded Of My

The Biggest Fish He Ever Caught Were Those That Got Away.

He Is So Mean, He Won't Let His Little Baby Have More Than One Measle At A Time.

What Smells So? Has Somebody Been Burning A Rag, Or Is There A Dead Mule In The Back Yard? No, The Man Is Smoking A Five-cent Cigar.

Books Do Actually Consume Air And Exhale Perfumes.

When I Demanded Of My Friend What Viands He Preferred, He Quoth: "a Large Cold Bottle, And A Small Hot Bird!"