Life Is A Whim Of

Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.

Do You Suppose I Could Buy Back My Introduction To You?

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.