Life Is Something To Do

This Idea That People Have To Love And Understand Each Other Is Absurd. It's Not Human Nature.

Special-interest Publications Should Realize That If They Are Attracting Enough Advertising And Readers To Make A Profit, The Interest Is Not So Special.

Children Do Not Really Need Money. After All, They Don't Have To Pay Rent Or Send Mailgrams.

If You Don't Have Children And You Don't Have A Job, You Have Time For Friendship ... People Who Have Jobs Are Not The Best Friends To Have. It's Better To Be Friends With People Who Are Unemployed.

Life Is Something To Do When You Can't Get To Sleep.