Life Is Too Short For

No Modest Man Ever Did Or Ever Will Make A Fortune.

As I Approach A Second Childhood, I Endeavor To Enter Into The Pleasures Of It.

Life Is Too Short For A Long Story

Prudent People Are Very Happy; 'tis An Exceeding Fine Thing, That's Certain, But I Was Born Without It, And Shall Retain To My Day Of Death The Humour Of Saying What I Think.

How Many Thousands ... Earnestly Seeking What They Do Not Want, While They Neglect The Real Blessings In Their Possession -- I Mean The Innocent Gratification Of Their Senses, Which Is All We Can Properly Call Our Own.