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I Used To Act Dumb. That Act Is No Longer Cute. Now, I Would Like To Make A Difference God Has Given Me This New Chance.

I Like My Mug Shot. I Think I Have A Really Great Mug Shot. It Looks Like A Magazine Shoot.

Having A Nightclub In Your House Really Helps For Having A Party, Because Then You Don't Need To Go Out.

I Just Do Little Jokes All The Time And People Think I'm Serious. I Know Exactly Who Gordon Ramsay Is, I Know Exactly Who Gordon Brown Is... I Just Say Jokes But They Think I'm Serious Which I Think Is Funny And I Think I Kind Of Play Up The Image Sometimes Because - Whatever - It's Just Entertainment.

I Don't Have Sex Unless I'm In A Relationship. I'm Old-fashioned When It Comes To That. I Really Am!