Life, We Learn Too Late,

The Road Comes To An End Just When It Ought To Be Getting Somewhere. The Passengers Alight, Shaken And Weary, To Begin, All Over Again, Something Else.

Many A Man In Love With A Dimple Makes The Mistake Of Marrying The Whole Girl.

Too Much Has Been Said Of The Heroes Of History-the Strong Men, The Troublesome Men; Too Little Of The Amiable, The Kindly, The Tolerant.

The Parent Who Could See His Boy As He Really Is, Would Shake His Head And Say: 'willie Is No Good; I'll Sell Him.

Humour Is Essentially A Comforter, Reconciling Us To Things As They Are In Contrast To Things As They Might Be.