Liquor - You Can Make

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.

It Is Impossible To Tell Where The Law Stops And Justice Begins.

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.