Living In Hollywood, You Can

I Could Still Eat A Cheeseburger If I Wanted To. I Just Can't Have Them Every Day.

I Don't Know What People Are Going To Think Of My Stand-up. If You Only Know Me From 'the Price Is Right' And 'the Drew Carey Show,' Then You Might Be A Little Bit Shocked. I'm A Little Dirty And A Little Opinionated But All In Fun.

When I Did Comic Relief, I Did It To Be On The Show; It's A Badge Of Honor As A Comedian To Do That Show.

I Love The Normalcy Of Cleveland. There's Regular People There.

The Only Way I'd Need A Pain Reliever To Enjoy Sex Is If All Of My Fantasies Came True At The Same Time.