Logic Is No Answer To

The Clock Doesn?t Matter In Baseball.

A Man Begins Cutting His Wisdom Teeth The First Time He Bites Off More Than He Can Chew.

I Tend To Live In The Past Because Most Of My Life Is There.

You Cover Q-tips With Sandpaper And Ram Them Up Your Nostrils As Far As They Will Go. Then You Sniff Talcum Powder While Shredding Hundred Dollar Bills.

Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things That Can Stay Up All Night And Eat Anything.