Love Flies Out The Door

Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

If Income Tax Is The Price You Have To Pay To Keep The Government On Its Feet, Alimony Is The Price We Have To Pay For Sweeping A Woman Off Hers.

Always Examine The Dice.

Age Is Not A Particularly Interesting Subject. Anyone Can Get Old. All You Have To Do Is Live Long Enough.

Military Justice Is To Justice What Military Music Is To Music.