Military Justice Is To Justice

I Could Dance With You Till The Cows Come Home. Better Still, I'll Dance With The Cows And You Come Home." Groucho Marx Was Never One To Pass Up An Opportunity For A Play On Words And This Occurs In His Dialogue Of The 1933 Film Duck Soup.

Why Don't You Bore A Hole In Yourself And Let The Sap Run Out?

Believe Me, You Have To Get Up Early If You Want To Get Out Of Bed.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.