Love Is A Matter Of

A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One He Couldn't Get.

The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

Fortunately For Women, Most Men Mistake Loneliness For Love Before Marriage, And Habit For Happiness Afterward.

The Dollar Sign Is The Only Sign In Which The Modern Man Appears To Have Any Real Faith.

No Girl Who Is Going To Marry Need Bother To Win A College Degree; She Just Naturally Becomes A "master Of Arts" And A "doctor Of Philosophy" After Catering To An Ordinary Man For A Few Years.