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Love: Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal Fall.

A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One He Couldn't Get.

Flirting Is The Gentle Art Of Making A Man Feel Pleased With Himself.

A Man Loses His Illusions First, His Teeth Second, And His Follies Last.

Marriage Is Like Twirling A Baton, Turning Hand Springs Or Eating With Chopsticks. It Looks Easy Until You Try It.