Love: Woman's Eternal Spring And

A Man Always Mistakes A Woman's Clinging Devotion For Weakness, Until He Discovers That It Requires The Strength Of Samson, The Patience Of Job, And The Finesse Of Solomon To Untwine It.

Love Is A Matter Of Give And Take -- Marriage, A Matter Of Misgive And Mistake.

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

One Man's Folly Is Another Man's Wife.

Flattery Is Like Wine, Which Exhilarates A Man For A Moment, But Usually Ends By Going To His Head And Making Him Act Foolishly.