Love Is A Perky Elf

Here's To Alcohol: The Cause Of, And Answer To, All Of Life's Problems.

I Think In Daily Newspapers, The Way Comic Strips Are Treated, It's As If Newspaper Publishers Are Going Out Of Their Way To Kill The Medium.

Homer No Function Beer Well Without.

I Was Always Frightened By Taverns. They Just Seemed Like Very Unpleasant Places To Go.

I'm A Writer Who Just Happens To Draw.