Love: You Can't Start It

I Vote Democrat Because I Believe That Businesses Should Not Be Allowed To Make Profits For Themselves. They Need To Break Even And Give The Rest Away To The Government For Redistribution As The Democrat Party Sees Fit.

If It Wasn't For Coffee, I'd Have No Discernible Personality At All.

Ted Cruz Could Be President Of The United States. If You Thought The Secret Service Was Drinking Before

I'm Very Resourceful. I'd Be Good In Prison. I'd Be Good In A Shipwreck. I'd Make A Great Hostage.

President Bush Says He Now Wants To Simplify The Tax Code. Only Those In The Blue States Will Pay.