Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.