Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.