Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.