My Husband Said It Was

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.