One Of My Theories Is

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.