Maid Marion, Who Said To

Making You A Pioneer Only Means One Thing. You Were Around At The Time.

Simon Peter, Who Embarrassed The Other Disciples At The Last Supper By Asking For Seconds. Never Got A Dinner!

Uncle Remus, Who Said To Uncle Ben, You're A Credit To Your Rice. Never Got A Dinner!

Stan Musial, Who Said, Why Didn't They Make Me The First Polish Pope? I Was Such A Good Cardinal. Never Got A Dinner!

Ponce De Leon, Who Said When He Discovered The Fountain Of Youth, Where The Hell Are The Paper Cups? Never Got A Dinner!