Man Is The Only Animal

Never Comment On A Woman's Rear End. Never Use The Words 'large' Or 'size' With 'rear End'. Never. Avoid The Area Altogether. Trust Me.

If You Don't Decide Where You're Going, Life Will Decide For You.

But Separate A Man From His Car - That's Inhuman.

I'm A Very Bad Student, But A Great Learner.

If It Ain't Broke, You Can Probably Still Fix It.